if you were a flower
you’d be a damnnnndelion
Bold what’s true.
You are in college.
You are female.
You have a pretty good idea of what you want to do with your life.
You are short (under 5’4).
You text a lot.
You are single, but like someone.
You like a lot of different kinds of music.
You are close with your mom.
You don’t have a job.
You have a horrible fear of bees.
You have quite a few guilty pleasures.
You don’t have many scars.
You stay up late.
You dye your hair
You enjoy iced coffee.
You drink occasionally.
You like to shop.
Your grades are fairly good.
You are lazy.
You prefer Facebook to MySpace.
You are paranoid.
You have a dog.
You would consider going to law school.
You would consider plastic surgery of some kind.
You are somewhat superstitious.
Your first name is short (4 letters or less).
You have/had a piercing other than ears.
You are not very athletic.
You watch a lot of television.
You read a lot.
You get nervous easily.
You have blue eyes.
You are disorganized.
You feel that you are friendly.
You donate time or money to charitable organizations.
You don’t hear very well.
You are pale.
You have a Tumblr.
People ask for your advice.
& You also ask for advice a lot.
You like sushi.
You’ve been out of the country.
You have a food allergy.
You sleep with a stuffed animal.
Summer is your favorite season.
Your birthday is in the spring.
Your parents are divorced.
You have moved multiple times.
People think you are funny.
But you have a weird sense of humor.
You carry a purse.
You think a lot.
You seem shy, but only when you first meet someone.
You like parties.
Something on your body hurts right now.
You have a sensitive nose.
You often have strange dreams.
You are a bit on the hyper side.
I’m jealous of couples that are like the best of friends. They hang out all the time and do everything together. They treat each other as their first “go to” person when they need to talk about something. They can hit each other up at anytime when they need to go somewhere and want someone to accompany them. They laugh at each other’s jokes and can just chill in the same room even if it’s completely silent. Yeah I’m really jealous.
Now, this gif always annoys me, because it shows up on my dash with comments like “omg this is the sexiest thing eva” and “men in suits hhhHHH” which is fair enough.
But this gif is a very poor example of a sexily suited man. His jacket is extremely ill fitted, as if it were made for a man four sizes up from him. His tie is crooked, too tight, and mis-lengthened. His shirt’s collar is the wrong size for him, and the way he buttons it makes it look as if he’s never done it before.
Here, ladies and gents, is how it is done.
This makes me extremely happy. God bless you correct suit man.
What always kills me is that he stands at parade rest at the end of gif two i’m just
god damn it